She has gone to the Pearly Gate,
For once in her life, she wasn't late!

Variations and History:
This epitaph can also be flipped for a man, as in:
He has gone to the Pearly Gate,
For once in his life, she wasn't late!
She has gone to the Pearly Gate,
For once in her life, she wasn't late!
This epitaph can also be flipped for a man, as in:
He has gone to the Pearly Gate,
For once in his life, she wasn't late!